This is a short story I posted for a contest. While it was "thoroughly enjoyed" it was not picked for the anthology.
“Performance
Review”
Clark Dawkins
tapped his pen nervously on his thick oak wood desk. He’d been working as a
manager at DeFalco’s department store for twenty years and had made a pretty
good living for himself. He very rarely called in sick, and only in case of
emergencies. It didn’t seem unreasonable to expect an employee to show at least
a modicum of responsibility when balancing personal life and work life. His
black hair with grey streaks on the side gave a distinguished, authoritative
air about him, without making him seem too old. He liked that about his look.
The
manager’s desk displayed a bowl of assorted chocolate and mint-flavored candies;
a desktop computer that looked fairly new; a framed photo of Clark and his partner
of ten years, Rafael; a pen holder containing three pens, a letter opener and
pruning shears; and a finely watered, well maintained Bonsai tree. He read a
newspaper with the headline that read “Captain Victory Rescues Tour Bus from
cliffside plunge”. However, his attention was focused on the story titled, “Quickfade
breaks sound barrier and Human-trafficking ring.”
The door
opened and in walked a teenaged girl with short pixie-style hair, a blue polo
shirt that was one size too big, denim pants and converse high top sneakers.
Putting away the newspaper, Clark adjusted his blue buttoned up long sleeve
dress shirt and red tie with black stripes, making sure they all align just
right before he says, “Thanks for coming. We’ll go ahead and get started.”
Mya leaned
back, almost lethargic in her body language. One leg crossed over the other and
she rested her head against the wall, her attention gained, but not her
interest. “Yeah,” she mumbled, “No problem.”
Clark took
out a vanilla file folder from inside a desk drawer and flipped it open. He
recited, “’Mya is a reliable worker when she is available to be reached. Often
times she disappears for long stretches and cannot be reached to assist
customers in her department.’” He pauses to remark, “You work in junior’s
right?”
“Right,”
Mya disinterestedly replied.
“Yes,” he
continued, “’Despite this, the junior’s department is near immaculate in terms
of presentation and cleanliness. The fitting rooms are always cleaned out by
shift’s end and fold tables and Z-rails are put away at close of day.’ Aside
from the lack of availability, your work is exemplary. Is there a reason you
don’t like interacting with customers?”
Mya gave a
small sigh, sat up in the chair and said, “If I’m bein’ honest, it’s because
they either have really dumb questions, or ask about stuff that should be
plainly obvious. When I do get stopped by a customer, do you know how many
times it’s just for them to ask if I work here?”
“You say
that like you’re the first person who’s ever had that happen to them.”
“I know I’m
not, but it’s annoying as f…frick.”
“I know it
is,” Clark leaned forward, putting his forearms on the desk as he continued, “It’s
happened to me more times than I can count; still does. But the customer’s
being annoying doesn’t mean we can just ignore them if they need help.”
“Yeah, I
guess you’re right,” Mya mumbled. She leaned back once more and folded her
arms.
Clark
leaned back in his chair and sighed, placing the file on the desk. He gave a
slight grimace and said, “There’s something I want to address, but I wanted to
make sure you were in a safe, non-threatening environment so you can speak
about it freely.”
“I don’t
know what you’re talking about,” Mya said, shifting in her seat and tensing her
muscles.
Clark
reached to the folder once more and pulled up another sheet. He read off, “’Customers
talked to manager about ‘unusual gusts of wind’ as they pass by.’ Also, I
couldn’t help but notice these skid marks on the floor. Like someone or
something came to a screeching halt. It wouldn’t be a problem except it was a
good fifteen feet long. Also, some of those wind gusts and skid marks came with
a high pitched scuffing sound, like someone wearing sneakers making sharp turns
and pivots.”
Mya’s foot
began rapidly tapping on the floor. It grew so audible Clark could hear it as
he continued, “So I decided to head to the LP office and take a look at the
cameras. I noticed that you’re in Juniors one second and in the next, you’re
all the way across the store in Housewares.”
Mya
muttered, “Maybe the camera skips every few seconds, maybe you blinked.”
Clark waved
his hand in dismissal and said, “Then, I’ve had people tell me you come in from
your breaks, which you seem to take an abundance of, with black eyes and
bruises but when you leave the store, they’re gone. No one puts on concealing
makeup that quickly.”
“What are
you getting at?” Mya blurted in annoyance. Her foot tapping had now worn a
friction hole in the carpet.
“It’s
simple, really,” Clark said matter-of-factly, “I think you’re a speedster.
Moreover, I think you’re Quickfade.”
“WHAT?” Mya
exclaimed, her face a portrait of incredulity, “That’s ridiculous!”
“How do you
explain anything of the evidence I’ve just brought up?” Clark held up the file
next to his face.
Mya stood
up and slammed her palms on the desk, moving fast enough to make Clark hold out
an arm. “What evidence? Bunch of whiny customers? And you got any actual video
footage or am I supposed to just confess because you say you saw me?”
Clark,
maintaining his composure despite his momentary startling, replied, “I’ve
documented everything and have it in a safe place. I won’t turn it in to
anybody because this isn’t my secret to tell. I just want you to be honest with
me about it.”
“Okay,
first of all,” Mya held up her fingers in succession as she spoke, “You still
have absolutely no evidence that I’m Quickfade aside from your word of seeing
skid marks, and heresay. Two; Even if I was a superhero, why would I ever admit
it to someone I don’t even know? Three; Say I was a person with superspeed and
you just found me out. What makes you think I’m Quickfade and not, say,
Bloodspeed? Bloodspeed’s a female and she moves pretty fast, too. If I were a
superfast bad guy, what’d stop me from beating you into a pulp within a split
second to get the evidence out of you?”
Clark stood
up slowly, towering over Mya by at least a foot, keeping his posture relaxed
and tone even. “You really think I’d pull you in to confront you about this if
I didn’t have any proof? You just wore a hole in my carpet with your foot! Also,
Bloodspeed is Japanese; not to mention that she’s taller than you and has a
wider build. And third, why would any supervillain waste their time with a job
in retail? They either sell weapons on the black market, use shell
corporations, rob people or banks, or anything else. They don’t do the
nine-to-five; they don’t care about helping customers get their comforter sets
and flatscreens.”
“What do
you even care?” Mya shouted, taking a step back from the desk to fold her arms
once more.
Clark puts
his hands on his hips, replying, “I care because let’s just say someone caught
you using your powers and was not
interested in your personal privacy and well-being. Say they blabbed to the
tabloids or the legit press. A villain gets word and all of a sudden, we’re
having employees murdered or tortured just to find out any information on your
real identity.”
“Me? ME not
use MY powers?” Mya shrieked, “How about you tell Landon in maintenance to use
a ladder next time he wants to change a florescent light instead of floating?
Or maybe I should call him Airdraft?”
“What?”
“Yeah, and
while you’re at it, tell Amy at customer service not to broadcast her sarcastic
thoughts so loud, because I hear it in my head every time she talks about how
dumb or unreasonable a customer’s being. And trust me, they hear it, too. Think
the public would like to hear they complain and moan about return policies and
coupons to Madam Membrane?”
Clark runs
a hand over his mouth and sighs deeply, then placing his hand on his forehead.
“Are you kidding me with this? Deflecting?”
“Def-Oh,
you think it’s just me? What, is this cause I’m Latina?“
“Don’t you
even go there, missy!”
Mya
retorted, “Alright, well, what do you say to this?” Within the split second of
a blink, she reached forward, pulling a letter opener out of the pen holder. In
the middle of trying to stab Clark in the shoulder, the manager raised his hand
with lightning reflexes of his own, catching the blade in his hand, gripping it
tight. Mya pressed it as hard as she could, but he stayed her motion without a
single indication of exertion. With a wry smile, Mya commented, “Still think
it’s just me, Captain Victory?”
Clark’s jaw
clenched so hard he could chew coal and spit diamonds. He pulled the letter
opener away easily and set it on the table. The blade sat in a semi-folded
heap, rendered little more than a paperweight. He took off his glasses and
lowered his gaze to the desk. He couldn’t believe he let it get to that point.
But what was he to do? He recognized the body language and his training kicked
in.
Clark, as
Captain Victory, had faced speedsters before. He remembered the words of the
previous Captain Victory: Fighting a
speedster is like racing a car on foot. They think and travel only on the
course in front of them. Therefore, you have to think about the shortcuts. Plan
ten moves ahead. That way you can allow yourself room to maneuver. Because even
if their steps are faster than yours, they still have to put them one after
another like everyone else. Know the course; Change the course. “So,” Clark
said taking in a deep breath, “How did you know?”
“Wasn’t
tough to figure out, really,” Mya beamed, proud of herself at the discovery.
Sitting back down, she nodded at the bonsai tree on Clark’s desk and said, “Knew
a guy at the metahuman school I went to, used bonsai trees and painting to
teach himself precision and control when using his strength. I assume you’re
here for the same reason I am, right?”
“And what
reason is that?”
“Feds put
us here individually to keep up appearances. Some genius at Langley thinks us
supers mingling with the normal folk and doing the crap work is good for
keeping us humble, reminding us why we fight and all that. Plus, we get a
stipend on top of what we make here. Don’t know why we aren’t allowed to know
about each other’s powers and all that, but I’d think we could do a little
better than retail, you know?”
Clark
walked around the desk and sat on the edge, looking at Mya’s self-pleased
posture and said, “We’re told not to tell anyone but the government
psychologists about our powers. Not even other metahumans. It sucks having only
the shrinks to talk to about our real lives.”
“Shrinks
don’t get a beer with their clients or hang out at their house to watch Orange
Is The New Black,” Mya muttered, slowly withdrawing her arms. She pulled them
near her abdomen, almost shrinking into herself.
“I’m not a
fan of the idea either, personally I think it’s kind of dumb,” Clark replied,
sitting in the seat next to Mya and locking his fingers together in a
contemplative stance. After pausing for a minute to gather his thoughts, Clark
said, “But I think I get it. Say a metahuman and a non-powered person are up
for a promotion. Do I give it to whoever’s best for the job or the one who can
swing a cable-car like a baseball bat?”
“Well, when
you put it like that, the one with the cable-car, obviously.”
Clark tried
to catch a chuckle, but failed miserably. He laughed, “Look, Mya, I think we
all need to sit with the feds and have a nice long chat about hiding each other
from one another is just stepping on each other’s toes. But for now, we keep
this all on the QT. I’ll have a talk with everyone about using their powers in
the store, but we have to do it discreetly so as not to make the others
suspicious, okay? So far you’re the only one who’s figured this out and we need
to keep the brass from finding out before we’re ready. You’re the first I’ve
given a performance review with so I’m glad we could have this talk. Hopefully,
we can sort things out and things can get back to…” He paused to let out a
concerned sigh.
“Normal?”
Mya said, finishing the thought.
“Yeah,”
Clark said, “I know more than you think about trying to hide who you really
are.”
“I imagine
so,” Mya replied, a glance at the portrait of Clark with his husband let her
know exactly what he meant. “So, does this mean I’ll get a raise?”
Clark shook
his head with a chuckle and a smile. “Yes,” he replied, “It’s a thirty cent
raise since it’s your first year here and despite the absences, you’re still a
good employee.”
“Speaking
of absences, what about you?” Mya inquired, “When you get a call about a crisis,
what do you do?”
Clark
stands up and walks to the desk, reaching underneath the desktop and “I excuse
myself to the office and use this,” Pressing a button under the desk, the left
side wall revealed Captain Victory’s costume. A giant blue cape cloaked over
the shoulders of a red unitard with a bright white letter “V” on the left
breast, blue tights over the pelvic area and white gloves and boots. A red
domino mask sits in the case above the costume. “I change and go out the other
side.”
“I wish I
had one of those instead of having to wear my costume under my clothes. Makes
me overheat, sometimes.”
“It was one
of the conditions of my taking up a managerial spot here. I told them, ‘if you
want this to work, you’ll give me the secret closet in my office.’”
“Please
tell me none of them made a ‘coming out’ joke.”
“I’m sure
someone thought about it, but decided that they enjoyed keeping all of their
teeth.”
“This is a
really messed up situation we’re in, man,” Mya sigh, shaking her head in
disbelief.
“Tell me
about it,” Clark said, pressing the button under the desk again to conceal his
costume. He sat back down behind the desk and straightened his tie. He said, “I
wonder how many more of us are out there working regular jobs trying to blend
in with the rest of the folks?”
“I think my
mechanic might be some kind of gadgeteer,” Mya replied, putting one leg over
the other. “She fixed up my car the other day and-”
“Whoa, whoa
whoa,” Clark held up his hands in stunned incredulity, “Car? A speedster with a
car?”
Mya
shrugged, “What? You expect me to run everywhere?
How’s it going to look when I come into work at sub sonic speeds?”
“I just
find it hilarious that you need a car,” remarked Clark.
“Says the
man who can fly,” she snarked back.
“What must
that be like?”
“It’s a
huge pain in the ass,” Mya exclaimed, “When you’re used to going at speeds that
could break the sound barrier, driving a car is like being brought to a delicious-looking
buffet, but then being told to eat at the salad bar.”
Clark
pointed at Mya in recognition and said, “I feel the same way when flying on an
airplane for a managerial conference.” Leaning forward in his chair, he
continued, “I know the FAA has strict guidelines and all that stuff about
superheroes only flying in emergencies and patrols, but damn it all to Hell I
want to fly myself to Hawaii or just take Rafael there with me one time and
then fly back. But no, we have to wait in lines and go through customs like
everyone else. It’s a hassle.”
Mya
chuckled a bit before relaxing her shoulders, sighing, “It’s good talking to
you, man. Is there anything else we need to talk about here or are we done?”
“Just a
couple of more questions about the job here. Is there anything you think you
can improve on when it comes to your performance?”
“Are you
serious?”
“I may be
Captain Victory but I have a job like you do and these are questions I have to
have answers for. Sorry, Mya.”
“Well,” she
replied, “I suppose I could try and be there more for the customers and take
time to make sure everyone’s taken care of.”
Clark
smiled and nodded. “I like that answer,” he said matter-of-factly, “Do you see
yourself in a leadership role in the future?”
“Yeah, I
think so,” Mya stated, confidence in her tone but almost a wink in spirit. “I
think I could eventually get to lead a team someday.”
The manager
said, “Well, we’ll see. You’re not getting the secret closet, though. When I
leave this store, that’s coming with me.”
Mya cracked
a sly smile and said, “Heh, like I’ll need a closet. I’ll just have a tunnel
installed so I can exit discreetly and return before my shift is up.”
Clark
nodded and held his fingers to his chin thinking it over, “You know, saying
that, now. You bring up a good point. Having metahumans know about other
metahumans would help floor coverage a little bit more.
“I got your
back there, boss,” Mya laughed before standing up. “Is there anything else we
need to go over?”
“No, no, no
that’s everything I need. Thanks again for coming in, Mya and I appreciate the
discretion. I’ll see if I can’t make the necessary changes happen sooner rather
than later.” Clark stands up to shake Mya’s hand and watches her leave the
office, closing the door behind her. He sat back down and ran a hand through
his hair, letting a heavy breath escape his lips. Unfortunately, that heavy
breath caused the chair to slam against the wall, leaving a noticeable divot
and paint scraping. Clark’s eyes rolled back at the minor repair work ahead of
him.
